Had a really vivid dream last night in which Naya Rivera (who was apparently one of my BFFs from high school) was implying that there was something I did towards the end of high school / early college years that was bad enough that all my best friends from high school decided to hate me.
Now. The girls I was friends with in high school and I haven’t talked since sophomore year in college. Those people who claimed to be my BFF, who said we’d be best friends even when we were 40, are all scattered across the country now and the last thing on their mind is probably me or what I may be doing. Until today I attributed the whole thing to us growing up and going our separate ways. I mean, there’s not a whole lot we have in common anymore, I’d imagine.
Yet somehow, hearing from ethereal Santana Lopez that there was something I did to warrant the lack of communication from these girls has me in a really fucking weird state of mind where I’m actually debating reaching out to one or two of them to see if there WAS something I did and was just too self involved or something to even notice.
I think I need to start going to bed earlier. Thank you Dream!Santana for fucking with my head.
So like, they photoshopped cartoons and made them look like reality TV assholes. This requires some shade:
SNOW WHITE- NICE SPARKLE BOW HEADBAND, I DIDN’T KNOW CLAIRE’S EXISTED IN FUCKING 1938.
CINDERELLA, YOU GET SOME SERIOUS SIDE-EYE FOR THAT SIDE PART GURL
AURORA WENT TO KOREA FOR A JAW REDUCTION OR SOME SHIT APPARENTLY
ARIEL, USING YOUR NIPPLE PASTIES AS EARRINGS ISN’T DISTRACTING US FROM THAT COMBOVER
BELLE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT THE FRENCH FUCKED OUT OF HER
GOLD HOOPS, JASMINE?
POCAHONTAS LOOKS LIKE A BACKUP DANCER IN A KE$HA VIDEO
MULAN HOW THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO KICK HUN ASS WITH THAT RAT TAIL IN YOUR FACE
TIANA- you aight girl.
RAPUNZEL, NICE EXTENSIONS BITCH. WE ALL KNOW HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKED AT THE END OF YOUR MOVIE.
Reblogging again for these comments. I can’t even.
(via yassicaisadisneyprincess)
Help Me Meet Thirty Seconds To Mars
MARS has basically defined my life for the past three years, which some might say is sad, but I think is pretty awesome. #ad
“Some cooks are more finicky than others about who stirs and how it’s done.” [x]
(via nephelite)
“You cut me off mid-funk!” [x]
Bill Haverchuck is still one of my heroes. Just saying.
(Source: getthafuck0ut, via chord-rivera)
A dragon is no slave.
(Source: moncheles, via alyxandraboleyn)
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